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I'm not going to get into the whole "Killzone 1 was close to being good it just had technical flaws" stuff but more so the animation itself. I've seen the original video and it's done better. This is just a guy standing in a room singing along with no good images or anything like that. I think the original is better even if it's just a slide show pretty much. The song is alright this flash is not.
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Great addition. The madness movies are sort of getting shorter and shorter though, that's one problem. The other is that you keep adding more and more stuff to the bodies, and making them more detailed, which really kills older computers. Mine isn't that old but it still slows up a bit when I put it to low, and medium looks like it's in slow motion. I also sort of missed jesus in this addition.
It's still great overall I think you need to do a little more creative things in the actually combat though, like go back to when silly things could be deadly (The sun trying to kill him was pretty weird) but despite my rant, it's still great.
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It's a lot like making a sequel to SUPER MARIO BROTHERS
It's impossible to make it without sucking, I like the effort though, I like the HEY part.
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But people should know that Flash isn't made for emulating console games. It looks cool, I like the soundtrack of "Game" and stuff but it isn't fun, it's not fast paced which is the selling point of Melee, and you can't do that here. The controls also really suck, it's very true to the game, but the flash parts of it limit it from being fun, so I hope you learn that you shouldn't try making games like this, there isn't much point.
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Espically for your first movie. I enjoyed some parts, some parts were dull, but I love this movie. Haven't seen it yet, but I want to so badly. It's probably selling better then star wars.
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Though much like other series, I doubt this will ever have a sequel. Hope you prove me wrong though, nothing bad about it. Greatest voice acting I've seen, and great animation. Humor was semi stale though
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"The white guy with the binoculors"
The one that laughed at the Cat, he sounds like Legend from XIN. Is he? Or just sound the same?
Other than fucking that, there fucking was some fucking lot of fucking swearing mother fucker, ton the fuck down, ont eh fucking fuck fuck sweraing, it's fucking annoying as fuck and makes the fuckhead look like a fucking jack fucking ass.
Other than that it was ok, the overall feeling of him "being so bad ass" was annoying and didn't really work, nice action and animation though.
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Unless there's some invisable door I can never see the geek doesn't appear in level 3 when you're suppose to find him in the hallways. I was sitting around for 5 minutes talkign to everyone even the walkers but nothing happens. Other than that, I'm sure it's a good game, but I didn't play it all to find out.
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Comas are funnier then this. The only good thing was the character drawings animation was bad as well.
Author's Response:
Ok. Send your address to me and I'll put you in a coma myself. After all, you're looking for humor. You had the time to sit here and review this pos, so now let's let you review a coma.
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Alex.
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"Those were the sexiest Piss Droplets ever"
Nice job, but I have to say I like the intro and menu better then the game itself... The game moved sort of slow and there wasn't that much stuff to do so it lasted kind of long. But still well done, nice to see you haven't forgotten about Newgrounds or your (Silly) Flash Origins.
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